You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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