Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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