May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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