Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT