How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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