my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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