I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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