You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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