I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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