Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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