the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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