the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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