how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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