Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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