East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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