Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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