I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You can't motorboat a personality
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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