My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My legs feel like baby dolphins
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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