Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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