How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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