C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
