Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
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go home
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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