I puked a lego.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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