you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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