I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
my liver is dry heaving
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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