I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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