just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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