a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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