Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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