she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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