I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I have peed in a lot of sinks
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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