Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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