Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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