We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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