You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.