ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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