And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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