As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
we're so committed to being not committed
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
