Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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