I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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