is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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