I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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