You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
17 year olds will be the death of me.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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