Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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