did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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