i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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