Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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