I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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