don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I will be naked everywhere
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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