I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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