If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
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