I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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